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[phob]

[penisgirlfriend]

nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix

[phob]

[tayloralison]

getting rid of family vlog channels one state at a time let's gooo

[mr-nault-it-all]

HUGE!

[nientedal]

YES

[creativitycache]

Passed UNANIMOUSLY hell yeah Illinois!

And it was started by a 16 year old?!? Great job Shreya Nallamothu!

[phob]

[pitbolshevik]

look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

[phob]

[heycrabman]

imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven

[perilouspage]

another clean shaven guy enters the other side and exits wearing the first guy's beard but slightly crooked

[t-counter]

T Count: 14

Letter Count: 161

Your T Percentage: 8.70%

Average T Percentage: 9.45%

You used the letter T 0.92 times as much as average.

[the-haiku-bot]

You used the letter

T 0.92 times

as much as average.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[weirdnerdstr]

The crossover we needed

[heycrabman]

erm, yeah… THAT just happened ❗️

[phob]

[justsomeguycore]

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

[justsomeguycore]

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

[justsomeguycore]

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

[phob]

[royalhandmaidens]

not sure how many soccer/football fans i have here but i want to take a moment of silence for this sequence of events:

france bans hijabs in sports -> france is outraged there is one, singular woman on the moroccan team in hijab playing in this world cup -> france calls the entire country and team “regressive” and “backwards” -> firestorm of racist, islamophobic takes in french media -> france says they won’t broadcast any moroccan matches where nouhaila benzina is playing in hijab -> moroccan team does great and qualifies -> morocco is then scheduled to play france, who now has eat their own words and broadcast the match

[phob]

[dyggot]

Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you

[phob]

Anonymous asked:

Blocking only creates uninformed bubbles.

fragilefairys answered:

actually blocking creates a fun internet experience where the people u dont like cant bother u

[gothhabiba]

blocking creates a much more defined shape and more open, visible lace in the finished project

[jenniiiiiiiii]

blocking evens out your fabric and allows you to shape the piece to the required dimensions prior to seaming

[the-beef-man]

Blocking lets you turn your forward momentum into upward momentum giving you the proper height for your flip

[inthemirrordorkly2]

Blocking allows actors to know where on the stage to stand, ensuring the audience sees them and giving the scene more cohesion

[icyday]

Blocking sets up the major elements on the canvas ensuring a pleasing composition before details are added.

[resumbrarum]

Blocking ensures that a vehicle won’t roll during storage or ground-level maintenance.

[clpolk]

Blocking ensures that the dramatic action of your scene is balanced, well characterized, and paced appropriately

[lynati]

Blocking keeps a member of the opposite team from scoring.

[clueingforbeggs]

Blocking makes the process of animating scenes easier.

[phob]

[luminarai]

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hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk

theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:

Red blood cell capacity of modern menstrual products: considerations for assessing heavy menstrual bleeding

Background Heavy menstrual bleeding affects up to one third of menstruating individuals and has a negative impact on quality of life. The di

BMJ Sexual & Reproductive Health

[phob]

[that-house]

Our grocery store has a Perishable Manager and a Non-Perishable Manager and I know it’s talking about the departments they oversee but really it seems like Seth may be mortal but David will never die